Some time later, Mommy decided that the dresser also needed some paper to line the drawers with.
Daddy said: "I have no ability to resist the perfectionism of this piece of furniture. What the hell, let's DO IT!"
So Mommy went to the nifty paper store and picked out some paper with pictures of little monkeys wearing T-Shirts on it to line the dresser with. Daddy cut them super-expertly with his X-acto knife and laid them in the drawers.
"Oooh!" said Mommy, "I like that, and Baby does too! He told me by drop-kicking my spleen!"
Daddy said: "Well, that settles it, then."
The End (for real this time)